I’m sorry that I never say the right thing ever.
did u get sum
- When hooking up with someone, make sure you spit out your fucking gum first.
Also she made me a fucking rainbow keychain. Like, what the fuck is this? My fucking gay merit badge or some shit?
Okay fine I respect your decision not to vote.
But don’t you ever fucking bitch about politics.
Because you have an opportunity to have your voice be heard and to participate in the democratic system. But you’re not.
So don’t make a giant text post about how our government sucks when you’re too lazy to actually participate in it.
Sometimes I’m sad because I’ll never know what it feels like to receive a blow job.
Honestly with the amount of nudity and giggling in this apartment it’s like living in a really terrible porno.
Can we all just talk about how fabulous River Song is?
The feeling is so mutual
“Okay that episode was sad. Time for shots.”
Oh my god. It’s like every fucking line of this fic I have to stop and say, “Oh my god, Erik, you’re such a faggot”.
HE’S TEXTING CHARLES THE WINKY P FACE. IT REALLY DOESN’T GET MORE FAGGOT-Y THAN THAT.